More like a Baked Cumberbean, but I’m sure all types of Cumberbean taste delicious.

‘But Professor Dumbledore, it couldn’t have been Sirius Black. Have you seen his fingernails? Those aren’t the fingernails of a murderer.’

For those of you who like Cabin Pressure, here’s a treat.

Otters are cool. Cumberotters are just the pinnacle of awesome.

If you’re wondering why the S is purple, it’s because it’s the colour of Sherlock’s sex shirt. And hats like this ALWAYS have an S on them.

Btw, if you have any requests, I’d love to hear from you :3

Crunchy. And so orange.

‘Hey, we’re Benedict & The Cumberbatches and today we’re gonna play you a song entitled ‘I’m So Gorgeous’. This one goes out to all the fangirls.’

For your Cumberteabags.

And asouvenierofsolitude.

N’aww, it’s so cute.

A request from my father. It’s ok, because he’s Liverpudlian.