‘But Professor Dumbledore, it couldn’t have been Sirius Black. Have you seen his fingernails? Those aren’t the fingernails of a murderer.’
For those of you who like Cabin Pressure, here’s a treat.
Otters are cool. Cumberotters are just the pinnacle of awesome.
If you’re wondering why the S is purple, it’s because it’s the colour of Sherlock’s sex shirt. And hats like this ALWAYS have an S on them.
Btw, if you have any requests, I’d love to hear from you :3
‘Hey, we’re Benedict & The Cumberbatches and today we’re gonna play you a song entitled ‘I’m So Gorgeous’. This one goes out to all the fangirls.’
For your Cumberteabags.
I just want to pet him. So bad.
This one goes out to Kittenfreeman and everyone else who requested a Cumbercat.
Cumberkiwi. Full of healthy vitamins, unlike the Cumbercookies and Benedict Cumberland Sausages.
For Midday-Munchies. As the first person to follow my ‘Blog’ (if it can even be called that) I think that you too, are one of my favourite people.